skills, docs: rewrite USB recovery from the live incidents

Two things the rig taught us that the old guidance got wrong.

A usbfs ioctl wedged in D state cannot be freed on a running kernel. It holds
the device lock, so usb_disconnect() blocks behind it; reboot(2) walks
device_shutdown() and takes the same lock, so every userspace reboot stalls too.
Only sysrq b (emergency_restart, which skips device_shutdown) or hypervisor
action clears it -- all cited to the kernel source. The recovery ladder is
generic across rigs now (ci.lan, hifiphile, a bench PC) and ends at hypervisor
escalation only where host access exists. Two claims are corrected outright:
JLinkExe is NOT convoy-safe, and a park-flash cannot free a device-lock owner.

The hil skill's banner list is what an operator agent matches a report against,
so it enumerates the banners that actually exist, including the D-state note --
which is explicitly NOT a wedge, since a healthy in-flight testusb is
uninterruptible for most of every case and a concurrent CI battery would
otherwise turn a clean run red.